Laugh along with the 19 funniest parents on social media this week

Well, I know one piece of medical advice I won't be following in these times, and it is the American Academy of Pediatrics' guidelines on screen time.

— Sean Marotta (@smmarotta) March 13, 2020

Day 4 of homeschool:
I am not a religious woman, but I’ve started hoping for the Rapture so my kids will have somewhere else to go... #coronavirus #Quarantine #COVID2019

— FakeAdultMom (@fakeadultmom) March 19, 2020

Me: Tomorrow there’s going to be more structure around here. This isn’t a free-for-all.

Me, tomorrow: No, you can’t watch Frozen II first. Put on the original. We need to set up the timeline correctly.

— Scarlett Longstreet (@ScarlettPosner) March 16, 2020

Million dollar idea:
Dinosaur chicken nuggets that may cause drowsiness.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 19, 2020

Quarantine day 4 - Now Wife and I are communicating with each other, by rage loading the dishwasher

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 18, 2020

You know, I can handle a quarantine. I can handle rationing food. I can even handle having to relearn elementary math. But did this really have to be the week that my 4 year old learned to tell knock knock jokes?

— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) March 18, 2020

“I don’t want to play school at home anymore.” - 3-year-old, who is about to be very disappointed.

— Becca Carnahan (@with_love_becca) March 18, 2020

In a surprising turn of events, staying home is a lot less fun when I’m made to do it.

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) March 18, 2020

Wife: That was so nice of you to chop wood for all the neighbors

Me: RANDOM AXE OF KINDNESS

— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) March 18, 2020

So pizza places are giving the option where the delivery person places the pizza at the door, knocks and then leaves.

After this virus is under control, can we make this option a permanent thing?

Asking for all introverts

— Kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) March 19, 2020

That in the back of the freezer food that I never threw away, knowing I wouldn’t eat, and has been hanging around for quite some time now, ..you may have the floor. All eyes on you.

— Ashley Houser (@Seriousmom_shit) March 18, 2020

Quarantine Day 4:

When you’re looking around for the math teacher & realize you are the math teacher.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 19, 2020

Never thought I’d google prison workouts but here we are. #COVIDー19

— suzanne hayes (@shayes613) March 19, 2020

I just started reading The Shining, which is the perfect book to help me deal with the cabin fever I already feel.

— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) March 19, 2020